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Total Medals Earned: 597 (From 60 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 8,960 Points

T E T R I S ' D: The Game

Medals Earned: 10/15 (65/325 points)

'My Up Key is Jammed!' 5 Points

Survive 15 seconds without jumping.

Competing 5 Points

Submit your score.

One Wrong Move 5 Points

Die by falling off the edge.

Still Alive 5 Points

Stay alive for 50 block-drops

Tetris'd 5 Points

Die by getting squished.

That Was Useful 5 Points

Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.

Well Educated 5 Points

Complete the Tutorial.

Addicted 10 Points

Play the game for at least 20 minutes.

I'm Not Stopping 10 Points

Stay alive for 100 block-drops.

Total Showoff! 10 Points

Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.

Leap, Kangaroo 10 Points

Jump 50 times in one game.

Dodgelicious 25 Points

Stay alive for 250 block-drops.

Smooth Moves 25 Points

Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.

Ninja 100 Points

Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.

True G4m3r 100 Points

Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.

The Abusive Review Quiz

Medals Earned: 7/9 (155/355 points)

Garbage 5 Points

Terrible Game

Normal 5 Points

Bad Game

Bronze 10 Points

Good Game

Silver 25 Points

Nice Game

Gold 50 Points

Great Game

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Deity 100 Points

Perfect Game

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The Best Game Ever Made

Medals Earned: 11/12 (245/295 points)

Good Decision 5 Points

Decide to play the game.

Disco Inferno 10 Points

Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.

Impatient 10 Points

Try to bribe Big Frank too early.

Table Groper 10 Points

Try to grab all the tables.

Carpet Thief 25 Points

Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.

Chatterbox 25 Points

Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.

Oblivious 25 Points

Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.

Dead 50 Points

Figure out the only way to die in the game.

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Workaholic 50 Points

Finish the game in under 2 minutes.

The Room Tribute

Medals Earned: 10/16 (270/495 points)

Nastwich 10 Points

Make a nasty sandwich.

The Johnny 10 Points

Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.

Destroyer 25 Points

Smash EVERYTHING.

Payback 25 Points

It's a bitch.

Pusher 25 Points

Push the hardest.

Rainmaker 25 Points

Make it rain!

Runner 25 Points

Win the race.

The Room 25 Points

Find it.

Receiver 50 Points

Catch the ball every time.

The Machine 50 Points

Activate it.

Best Friend 25 Points

Best your friend.

Bookworm 25 Points

Read EVERYTHING.

Bugged 25 Points

Record EVERYTHING (and listen).

Perfect Drug 50 Points

Take down Chris R in three rounds.

Quarterback 50 Points

Make a perfect pass every time.

Unsee 50 Points

See everything you shouldn't see.

The Squirrel Game

Medals Earned: 4/9 (35/170 points)

A Harsh Winter Coming On 5 Points

End a level with a full supply of acorns

Fly Me To the Moon 10 Points

Complete Story Mode

Hundred Meter Dash 10 Points

Survive for at least 100 meters in Distance Mode

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Here Comes the Story of the Squirricane 10 Points

Smash three obstacles before touching the ground

Brass Nuts 25 Points

Complete Story Mode on Hardcore difficulty

Crafty as a Fox 25 Points

Complete Story Mode without dying

The Golden Path 25 Points

Collect the golden acorn in each level of a Story Mode playthrough (retries accepted)

Quarter Kilometer 50 Points

Survive for at least 250 meters in Distance Mode

Time Fcuk

Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/270 points)

Is something wrong? 10 Points

get to lvl 9

You've learned nothing 5 Points

Get the bad ending

Everyone will leave you 10 Points

get to level 28

Opinionated 10 Points

vote on 3 maps

You are your only companion in life. 10 Points

get to level 22

Obsessed 25 Points

Vote on 33 maps

Lost in forever 50 Points

beat an explore campaign

The Assent 50 Points

Get the good ending

O))) 100 Points

Vote on 333 maps

Toss the Turtle

Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)

Acupuncture 5 Points

Get skewered on spikes

Gold Star 5 Points

Launch the Turtle

Jump Man 5 Points

Smash a goomba

Novice 5 Points

Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)

Question Mark 5 Points

Find the hidden button

Amateur 10 Points

Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)

Drunk Driver 10 Points

Blow up a jeep

Harrasment 10 Points

Crush an angry ground creature

in Space 10 Points

Reach space

Strong Armed 10 Points

Get punched by a banana

Abducted 25 Points

Get caught by a UFO

Icarus 25 Points

Get burned by a sun

Persistent 25 Points

Play over an hour

Professional 25 Points

Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)

Radioactive 25 Points

Use a nuke

Addicted 50 Points

Play over 2 hours

Golden Shell 50 Points

Buy everything

Master 50 Points

Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)

Traveler 50 Points

Total over 1 million feet

WorldsEdge 100 Points

Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Tremerz

Medals Earned: 8/9 (235/335 points)

Valentine 10 Points

Guide Valentine to safety!

Burt 25 Points

Guide Burt to safety!

Earl 25 Points

Guide Earl to safety!

Heather 25 Points

Guide Heather to safety!

Melvin 25 Points

Guide Melvin to safety!

Mindy 25 Points

Guide Mindy to safety!

Bros B4 Hoes 50 Points

Round up the troops.

Ladies Man 50 Points

Only save the women.

Worm Master 100 Points

Rescue EVERYONE!

Trick-or-Treat Adventure!

Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/500 points)

Houdini 5 Points

Find your costume inspiration and escape your room.

Zapped 5 Points

Lose all 3 hearts in the battle with Satan.

Brundlekin 10 Points

Watch the entire beginning instructions sequence.

Incest is best 10 Points

Grab your mom's rear to get the sweet jolly rancher.

Radioactive Hamster 10 Points

How could you treat a beloved pet that way?

Sick Parents 10 Points

Discover the secret your parents have been hiding in the basement all these years.

C.H.U.D.er Cheese 25 Points

Kill what dwells in the sewers.

Guy sage brush 25 Points

Defeat Guybrush Threepwood in a battle of insults

Klaw Kommander 25 Points

Assemble all the pieces of your halloween costume.

Spider Slayer 25 Points

Get rid of the giant spider to get the 1st bag of CADNY!

We deserve it 25 Points

Watch the entire ending and all the credits.

You might be a redneck if... 25 Points

Outsmart the redneck to get his moonshine.

C.H.U.D.manitarian 50 Points

Beat the game without dicing up the C.H.U.D.

Hellhound 50 Points

Send Cerberus back to the firey pits of hell.

Speed is the best candy 50 Points

Beat the game in under 15 minutes.

Scrotch Scratcher 100 Points

Outsmart Satan in a battle of wits!

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Warriors of the Portal

Medals Earned: 10/10 (150/150 points)

Hail to the King 5 Points

Support Pico Day

C-C-Combo Breaker 10 Points

"Parry" the attack to save the Alien

Change of Perspective 10 Points

Evade "A" freezing death

Erotic Bonus 10 Points

Find the erotic scene in the Character Info Menu

RT I like it 25 Points

Gigantor survives the battle

Screw you Asimov 25 Points

Mindchamber survives the battle

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